Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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