Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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