i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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