Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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