Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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