i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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