just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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We had sex on a dog bed..
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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