u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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