The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
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Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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