Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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