O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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