Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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