i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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