Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My vagina just clenched in fear
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
