Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize