Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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sex in a hospital.. check
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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