i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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