Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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