Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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