Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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