Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I need a beard to bite.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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