Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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