You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We are two peas in an std pod
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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