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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods

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• (925): View more from California

  You make homosexuality sound like a cult.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises

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• (+33): View more from France

  Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...

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  Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.

  (850): View more from Florida

  This has already gotten way out of hand

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again

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  But he was really hot

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  Glad you don't have HIV

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• (707): View more from California

  I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.

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  I think that's justified.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.

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