Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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