So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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