found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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