Just cropdusted the office
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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