6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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