It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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