Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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