i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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