I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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