You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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