Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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