...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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