why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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