Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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