But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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