It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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