You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Randomize
