I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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