What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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