quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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