i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i think i have herpe
just one?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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