Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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