I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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