When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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