Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I seem to have left my pride at pride
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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