How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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