Do you still have your period?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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