Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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