I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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